We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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