You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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