Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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