420 ftw
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
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Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
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I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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