worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
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