What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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