Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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