Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dude, I just woke up on the floor of some random chick's floor with puke in my hair and a posted note on my forehead that said "It's over." Dude I wasn't even aware I was in a relationship...

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.

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(734): View more from Michigan

In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.

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(716): View more from New York

Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.

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(804): View more from Virginia

This is your post bachelor party survival text. This a free and complementary service to make sure you are still alive. For alive, say yes. For hurting, say ugh. If lost, say help. If dead, please feel free to not respond. Thank you and we hope you enjoyed the party.

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