did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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