I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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