So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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