Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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