singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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