Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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