Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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