OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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