I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
Randomize
