I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
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Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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