Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Randomize
