Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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