So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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