Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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