the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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