Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
If that was your dad, he is hot
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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