There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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