Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
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He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
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That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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