Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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