You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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