I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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