My hair reeks of homosexuality.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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