Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
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TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
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Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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