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say what?
wanna hang out?
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
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Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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