My nipple is on Facebook.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
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I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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