i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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