my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
Randomize
