All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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