that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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