The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
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He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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