She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
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Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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