you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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