You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
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i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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