She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
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you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
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Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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