dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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