I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
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