Whod you bang
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
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so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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