Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
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He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
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we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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