Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
