Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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