why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
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I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
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I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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