mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
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took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
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You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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