i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
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