sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
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One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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