don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Holy sore nipples Batman
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
Randomize
